February 2009
6 posts
keelhaul / hello-list
keelhaul / hello-list
M-W:
keelhaul • verb to rebuke severely
Urban Dictionary:
hello-list The list of people you have to or want to say “hello” to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren’t on yours! Typically, reciprocity is...
slumgullion / retro-cringe
slumgullion / retro-cringe
M-W:
slumgullion • noun a meat stew
Urban Dictionary:
retro-cringe When you remember, the morning after, something you said, wrote, did, didn’t say, etc., the day before..
Sentence:
After realizing that I had been eating year old slumgullion for 2 weeks I had a retro-cringe.
lexical / carcolepsy
M-W:
lexical • adjective of or relating to words or the vocabulary of a language as distinguished from its grammar and construction
Urban Dictionary:
carcolepsy a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help
Sentence:
It could be said that carcolepsy is a lexical word, but I just think it’s fucking...
metathesis / canniversary
M-W:
metathesis• noun a chemical reaction in which different kinds of molecules exchange parts to form other kinds of molecules
Urban Dictionary:
canniversary A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.
Sentence:
On my fifth canniversery, my body finally underwent metathesis and I became an even more lazy unemployed bastard.
clepe / Drafternoon
M-W:
clepe • verb to name or to call
Urban Dictionary:
Drafternoon any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones
Sentence:
During Drafternoon, I accidentally cleped my girlfriend a harlot.
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girandole / DLS
M-W:
girandole • noun an ornamental branched candlestick
Urban Dictionary:
DLS: Dirty Little Secret a secret you and someone else share that you don’t want anyone else to know for it may be too much for any other person’s ears
Sentence:
What I do with my girandole is my DLS.