keelhaul / hello-list
M-W:
keelhaul • verb
to rebuke severely
Urban Dictionary:
hello-list
The list of people you have to or want to say “hello” to on a daily basis. Especially relevant for students in university buildings, or coworkers in a workplace. Some people might decide to put you on their hello lists, even if they aren’t on yours! Typically, reciprocity is expected.
Sentence:
When my hello-list was published on Friendster, I was keelhauled by all the people that were offended because I didn’t have them on it.
8 months ago |
slumgullion / retro-cringe
M-W:
slumgullion • noun
a meat stew
Urban Dictionary:
retro-cringe
When you remember, the morning after, something you said, wrote, did, didn’t say, etc., the day before..
Sentence:
After realizing that I had been eating year old slumgullion for 2 weeks I had a retro-cringe.
8 months ago |
M-W:
lexical • adjective
of or relating to words or the vocabulary of a language as distinguished from its grammar and construction
Urban Dictionary:
carcolepsy
a condition affecting buddies on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help
Sentence:
It could be said that carcolepsy is a lexical word, but I just think it’s fucking retarded.
8 months ago |
M-W:
metathesis• noun
a chemical reaction in which different kinds of molecules exchange parts to form other kinds of molecules
Urban Dictionary:
canniversary
A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.
Sentence:
On my fifth canniversery, my body finally underwent metathesis and I became an even more lazy unemployed bastard.
9 months ago |
M-W:
girandole • noun
an ornamental branched candlestick
Urban Dictionary:
DLS: Dirty Little Secret
a secret you and someone else share that you don’t want anyone else to know for it may be too much for any other person’s ears
Sentence:
What I do with my girandole is my DLS.
9 months ago | Tags: girandole dls thursday february
